Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water.
John, or, as he is informally known, Jack, and his fraternal twin sister, Jill-- although whether or not these two co-habitants are actually related to each other is really a matter highly suspect, and without DNA evidence to prove an actual familial tie, the relationship can never, alas, be established as fact-- well, as we was saying, Jack and Jill ascended a rather steep, rocky incline, not as high as a mountain, not so level as a simple inclined plane, but well within the geological boundaries of what would be called a hill, to take possession of a substantial container full of liquid refreshment. Why they sought out this commodity on top of a hazardous incline, or hill, is not the issue here today. The point of this discussion is to serve as a warning for other young persons about what might happen to them should they attempt a dangerous climb, for whatever reason, up a steep incline, or hill, or mountain, as the case may be.
Jack fell down and broke his crown...
Jack lost his balance and pitched headlong, probably over one of the aforesaid rocks, sustaining a massive subdural hematoma. Someone who remains unidentified but who, we speculate, lives in the vicinity of the aforementioned geographical incline, or hill, or mountain, or who perhaps was just passing by, immediately contacted 911, and both an ambulance and a firetruck arrived at the scene within 25 minutes.
And Jill came tumbling after.
Said incline, or hill, or mountain, seems to have been particularly treacherous that day, possibly because of a recent heavy rain, because Jill, too, slipped on the scree-covered slope and rolled, demonstrating a number of perfectly executed somersaults, all the way down to the base, where she lay unconscious beside her “brother.” Upon the arrival of medical aid, Jack and Jill were strapped to gurneys, transported to the local ER, and ultimately air-lifted to a hospital with the most up-to-date technology. Results of MRIs are pending.
John, or, as he is informally known, Jack, and his fraternal twin sister, Jill-- although whether or not these two co-habitants are actually related to each other is really a matter highly suspect, and without DNA evidence to prove an actual familial tie, the relationship can never, alas, be established as fact-- well, as we was saying, Jack and Jill ascended a rather steep, rocky incline, not as high as a mountain, not so level as a simple inclined plane, but well within the geological boundaries of what would be called a hill, to take possession of a substantial container full of liquid refreshment. Why they sought out this commodity on top of a hazardous incline, or hill, is not the issue here today. The point of this discussion is to serve as a warning for other young persons about what might happen to them should they attempt a dangerous climb, for whatever reason, up a steep incline, or hill, or mountain, as the case may be.
Jack fell down and broke his crown...
Jack lost his balance and pitched headlong, probably over one of the aforesaid rocks, sustaining a massive subdural hematoma. Someone who remains unidentified but who, we speculate, lives in the vicinity of the aforementioned geographical incline, or hill, or mountain, or who perhaps was just passing by, immediately contacted 911, and both an ambulance and a firetruck arrived at the scene within 25 minutes.
And Jill came tumbling after.
Said incline, or hill, or mountain, seems to have been particularly treacherous that day, possibly because of a recent heavy rain, because Jill, too, slipped on the scree-covered slope and rolled, demonstrating a number of perfectly executed somersaults, all the way down to the base, where she lay unconscious beside her “brother.” Upon the arrival of medical aid, Jack and Jill were strapped to gurneys, transported to the local ER, and ultimately air-lifted to a hospital with the most up-to-date technology. Results of MRIs are pending.